Getting a penis reduction...

**Strife** · 08-17-2009, 03:14 PM

It's about time I take this seriously.

I keep sitting on my dick. I think it's time to get a reduction.

I think it's time I schedule an appointment.

Y'know?

ladies?

**Tony** · 08-17-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Strife

It's about time I take this seriously.

I keep sitting on my dick. I think it's time to get a reduction.

I think it's time I schedule an appointment.

Y'know?

ladies?

You want one of them to reduce it for ya?

Lorena Bobbit might have time.

**BigWilly** · 08-17-2009, 03:19 PM

ya i was thinking i should do the same thing with my EGO

**Matt450** · 08-17-2009, 03:27 PM

I dont think they EGO reductions big willy sorry haha.

**BigWilly** · 08-17-2009, 03:33 PM

ok well thanks for letting me know.....guess im just gonna have to keep being me

**Pop Not Soda** · 08-17-2009, 04:07 PM

WWJBD? (What would Jason Becker do?) He would leave it long. Some inconveniences are meant to be endured.

**Doug** · 08-17-2009, 04:08 PM

I would like to make mine bigger but I'm afraid of the surgery..messing it up..looking like a hanger etc.

**ProTender** · 08-17-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by BigWilly

ya i was thinking i should do the same thing with my EGO

now thats funny

**easyBob** · 08-17-2009, 04:34 PM

You might want to buy one of these before you do anything drastic:

User-operated amusement apparatus ... - Google Patent Search

-Chris

**golden** · 08-17-2009, 06:17 PM

Get underwear and a chair with a hole in them.

**KJ26** · 08-17-2009, 06:38 PM

If you make it smaller you can tuck it away like Lady Gaga. At least she also has a vagina to hide her penis in. But would that mean she's having sex with herself?

**Spinnr1** · 08-17-2009, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by KJ26

If you make it smaller you can tuck it away like Lady Gaga. At least she also has a vagina to hide her penis in. But would that mean she's having sex with herself?

+1

I have the same problem but I'm all nutsack

**Drew** · 08-17-2009, 08:01 PM

If you're sitting on it, it's not long ENOUGH. Mine just goes down the leg of my pants and I'm fine.

**Gina** · 08-17-2009, 08:12 PM

Someone should invent a bra for penises. Only this week did I learn men sometimes sit on their balls. It shocked me. You men need a remedy.

**Drew** · 08-17-2009, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Gina

Someone should invent a bra for penises. Only this week did I learn men sometimes sit on their balls. It shocked me. You men need a remedy.

Now introducing: The BRA-llsack!™

(Patent Pending.)

**Strife** · 08-17-2009, 09:57 PM

Goddamn, one chick?

Hm, thought this would work.

Ah well, back to the drawing board...

**ravenmetal** · 08-17-2009, 11:05 PM

Glad I do not sit on my...balls. The thought of them creeping up in the ass crack....no.

**Wankerschmidt III** · 08-17-2009, 11:35 PM

I thought you just needed some "happy" pills, Matt

**golden** · 08-18-2009, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Drew

Now introducing: The BRA-llsack!™

(Patent Pending.)

Made of Shammy material so it also soaks up accidents?

**Tony** · 08-18-2009, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Strife

Goddamn, one chick?

Hm, thought this would work.

Ah well, back to the drawing board...

Yea, but look who the one chick is!!!

Don't be greedy - many men would LOVE to have Gina interested in the status of their cock and balls.

**Gina** · 08-18-2009, 09:38 AM

Yeah! I'm inventing the proto-type cock and ball bra as we speak!

**Pop Not Soda** · 08-18-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by golden

Made of Shammy material so it also soaks up accidents?

Made in Germany -- you know the Germans always make good stuff!

**Ramsfan** · 08-19-2009, 02:06 AM

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)