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Photographer Mayor McCheese sees first hand the effects of Obama's economic stimulus package and health care plan.

Originally Posted by alliekat

--You asked for a caption. I thought this scene required more of a ranting monologue.--

Ronald enters the scene pissed and muttering to himself-

Fuck. FuckFuckFUUUUUCK! That bitch Wendy got every damn thing in the divorce.

Talkin' bout she can't be happy with my quarter pounder any more.

"I can't be satisfied with your thin patties Ronnie. I gotta have me a thick burger." she says.

I still can't believe she's fucking Carl's Jr.

Bitch! You wasn't complaining when you was frostying these mcnuggets. Red headed ho!

What am I gonna do now? She's the only bitch in this game!

They ain't nothin' but dudes left. I know I ain't gay. Hells no. Not like that Sonic dude. Motherfucker always askin' me if I want an extra long coney to go with my lime-ade. Gay ass fruit. No wonder his commercials always got two dudes hangin' out in the car together.

Oh what the hell now? Look at these two lil rug rats. Your mama never told you not to stare? GET A GOOD LOOK. THIS IS WHAT MARRIAGE DOES TO YO ASS! YOUR HAPPY MEAL AIN"T SO HAPPY NOW IS IT YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!

Shit. Let me finish this Newport and calm the fuck down before I get stabby and go Orange Julius on their asses.

I know. I'ma go talk to my boy Jack. If he ain't in his box, then maybe I can go crash at BK's white castle for a while and figure this shit out.

I can't help thinking there's an unused "In 'n 'Out" joke here somewhere.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

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With his business in ruin, the only joy left in Ronald's life is when he goes to jack in the box.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

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Cover shot for the next Phil Collins Album.

Stay in school kids.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

*Ronald singing*...

(I am a naughty thing)
I am ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
I am shaking my ass around for everyone
(I am such a mover)
I love the way I dance with anybody
(the way I swing)
And tease them all by sucking on my thumb
I am so much cooler when I never pull it out
Cuz I look so much cuter with something in my mouth

Both Bozo and Homey the Klown parts were taken, so I took the lowest part available.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

Hey! you fucks!! Ya can't have it your way from meeee... AHHH HA! HA! HA!

Originally Posted by MrWeed

Shut up fat mouth! I'm not your burger whore any more.

Will work for the dollar menu.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

*cough..cough*I got your McRonald meat right here fuck stick.*cough**cough*

Mr. McDonald has recently learned that Mac is gay, and that she will never let him eat her.

Sorry for the terrible pun.