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    tell us about your first time. Was it funny, scarey, weird, awesome, non eventful? details and all, and would like to hear from some of the models also, don't be shy. I'll tell mine in a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddey20 View Post
    tell us about your first time. Was it funny, scarey, weird, awesome, non eventful? details and all, and would like to hear from some of the models also, don't be shy. I'll tell mine in a bit
    Not much to tell other than she didn't believe me. So I guess I could say it was odd, and awesome. She was 5 years older than me too. I was nervous, so I didn't get my cookie, even after 3 hours of trying. I could hardly move the next day...even sitting was painful. Full body workout is an understatement. I had class the next day, and, being a small class, everyone knew. There was a break during the class, so I went outside to have a smoke and just fell on the ground. One of the girls in the class came up to me and said, in a kinda smirky, sarcastic tone, "What did you do last night?".

    I replied, in a tired voice, "I got lucky?"

    As for details, well, I like keeping those to myself. She was a bit Good Crazy on the couch (we rented a lot of movies that we never watched)...you know what they say, it's always the quiet ones. In fact, she is the reason I like women that go after what they want. Really, she did the "picking up", paid for almost everything (I tried to pay, really, I did), and got what she wanted.

    Made me feel like a man-whore....it was awesome.

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    Mine was with a girl who was my best friend since kindergarden. We always talked about sex, and what it would be like. One night, she and I were watching a movie on HBO. She then spilled her drink on my crotch, and proceeded to wipe it up with a paper towel. She felt me get hard, and we both blushed as we looked at each other. I said to her " you wanna try it, and see what all the fuss is about?" She agreed and we then started to make-out. When I put my hands down her pants and felt the warm and very wet cooter, I thought " what the fuck is this?" We proceeded to have intercourse and I came really quick to say the least! So for me it was weird at first, but when my pecker was inside her it was the most unbelievable feeling I had ever experienced before. I did not wash my fingers until the next day, the smell was intoxicating to me, and I've been a male whore ever since, just to my wife now of course.

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    My first time wasn't that great. I'll be honest with you. My boyfriend had come over when my parents were out of town. We were fooling around and one thing led to another, yada yada yada... The funny part was that we really didn't get a chance to finish. My older sister came home and my BF and I were so freaked that we thought it was my parents so he hid in my closet and I stuffed his clothes under my bed across the room to hide them. My sister decided she wanted to chat and before I knew it, my sis and I were sitting on my bed chatting away and my BF was stuck in the closet, 5 feet away naked as the day he was born with nothing to do for an hour and a half. I felt so sorry for him. Poor guy.

    Then I slept with his sister. Talk about an awkward conversation.

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    For me it was great. For her, probably not so much.
    I have seen Angel's, but never in the eyes of the flawed.

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    First time what?
    I really need a new fucking signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda View Post
    First time what?
    Nevermind Pop. You can't contribute to this thread. I think experience is a must here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackenzie View Post
    Nevermind Pop. You can't contribute to this thread. I think experience is a must here.
    That's okay, I have too many posts for my own good anyway.
    I really need a new fucking signature.

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    It was unremarkable aside from being the first time.
    You have reached the end of my post.

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    perhaps this thread should be titled, "Details of your 1st really good time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda View Post
    First time what?
    It certainly would not be "sitting on your balls"? Pop.
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    Fortune said a palm can say alot..especially when it smack you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackenzie View Post
    perhaps this thread should be titled, "Details of your 1st really good time"
    I think that might make it even more difficult.
    You have reached the end of my post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panthro View Post
    I think that might make it even more difficult.
    not for me!

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    I said, "How you doin?"
    She said, "Shut the fuck up, TJ".
    I said, "Yes Ma'am".
    We then continued to watch something or another on tv. My eyes were on her.
    Half hour later...
    I said, "You'd look a hell a lot of lot better naked".
    She rolled her eyes and said, "You wouldn't know what to do if I was".
    I said, "Then teach me".
    Three hours later she said, "You know how they say, 'How do you get to Carnegie Hall'?"
    I muttered, "Bitch" and fell alseep.
    I have seen Angel's, but never in the eyes of the flawed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panthro View Post
    I think that might make it even more difficult.
    Why? Was it so good that you passed out? THOSE are the details I think she's asking for.
    I really need a new fucking signature.

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    Hey Mackenzie any juicy girl girl encounters? just asking, every guy's dream ya know

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    My first time was awful for me (long story that involves details nobody wants me to go into, just trust me), was just after school in the fall of my freshman year (so that put me at 14 years old), in a little corridor between the band room and the chorus room in my high school. The best part? The chick was this girl that had had a kid in the eighth grade. Didn't have sex again until I was 17

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackenzie View Post
    My first time wasn't that great. I'll be honest with you. My boyfriend had come over when my parents were out of town. We were fooling around and one thing led to another, yada yada yada... The funny part was that we really didn't get a chance to finish. My older sister came home and my BF and I were so freaked that we thought it was my parents so he hid in my closet and I stuffed his clothes under my bed across the room to hide them. My sister decided she wanted to chat and before I knew it, my sis and I were sitting on my bed chatting away and my BF was stuck in the closet, 5 feet away naked as the day he was born with nothing to do for an hour and a half. I felt so sorry for him. Poor guy.

    Then I slept with his sister. Talk about an awkward conversation.
    Now that is freakin hilarious man..No kiddin, poor dude. He probably never imagine that shit would happened to him..haha. He should have came out of the closet and instead turn it into a prank...like this one..
    (See the scene timing at 8:50)
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u96srnj9f-4"]YouTube - That '70s Show S01E03 streaking 2[/ame]

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    14, my parents were out of town and my sister who is 3 years older then me decided to have a party and invite all her friends, and one of her friends (beth) i used to flirt with constantly, but on the DL. So being 14, I had 2 beers and felt kinda drunk and after watching my sisters friends in bikinis and all, i was super hard and horny and decided to go spank it in my room to the scrambled feed of the playboy channel (thats what i used to jerk it to when i first started jerking). Anyway, Beth walks in on me mid-stroke, embarrased she quickly looks away and shuts the door, and there I am with my dick in my hand horrified that she walked in on that, but after about 5-10 seconds she walks in, gets naked and just climbs on. I'd be amazed if it lasted more then 2 minutes, and I really had no fucking clue what to do, so it couldn't have been great for her.
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    I was 16. she was a little older than me. for the most part it was non - eventful. kinda fumbled around some and it didn't last long. there were people in the next room and there wasn't a lock on the door. woulda probably been pretty comedic if it had flew open

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