What is the meanest thing you can do to a person?














Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

I would amend that to include slipping them a laxative beforehand, as well.

Take away what they love most.

Wow... ok Danny totally took the laugh outta this joke

I love toilet jokes.

And then...replace the full toilet paper roll with a roll that 2 sheets from being empty. And hide the other full rolls.

Force them to watch a Steven Seagal movie.

Originally Posted by Kit

What is the meanest thing you can do to a person?














Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

That's AMAZING!!! I wana do that to someone!!

One time, the lightbulb in the bathroom had gone, and the lid was down....well, I nearly pissed on the lid. Luckily I sat down and was like 'what the fuck is this, why's it all smooth?!'. Lucky I have strong pelvic floor muscles and worked it out in time.

That could have been embaressing.

1. Not all Seagal movies are bad. Just the recent ones.

For me, I'd elaborate on Danny's thought. Basically kill (take away) all who are close and dear to them. Then go after them.

I don't actually endorse this idea, as killing people just isn't polite. It's merely illegal in most countries.

Originally Posted by Kit

What is the meanest thing you can do to a person?

Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

Originally Posted by panthro

I would amend that to include slipping them a laxative beforehand, as well.

Originally Posted by ravenmetal

And then...replace the full toilet paper roll with a roll that 2 sheets from being empty. And hide the other full rolls.

And spread a coating of baby oil on the floor in front of the toilet.

Force them to watch a The Hills marathon. (This is considered a great means of torture from Guantanamo Bay.)