Help! I have an evil monster problem!!!

**LilyLuvs** · 10-09-2009, 06:40 PM

So I'm 99% positive that there is and EVIL MONSTER with large RED feelers, living in the walls of my sister's apartment. Or I'm being spied on by the FBI...

Soooo I realize that this sounds like crazy tweaker talk but no seriously listen... So I'm sitting on the floor in the bathroom waxing my downstairs completely naked and all the time I can hear something shuffling around in the walls... At first I didn't think anything of it, I assumed that the neighbors were doing some plumbing or something but it never got louder, just a constant noise of something moving around in the walls... I start to get a little nervous and keep staring at the place where most of the noise is coming from but try to brush it off as to not seem paranoid. I go back to paying attention to what I was doing so I don't mess up my strip when I glance up and see this bright RED long thing poke out where the pipes for the toilet meet the wall and then it immediately goes back in!!!! It was like 3 inches long and skinny like wire or something...I get totally freaked out grab my stuff and got my bare ass to the other room. I mean I'm naked spread eagle what if it attacks?! I'm thinking A) Evil Creature and thats it's antenna or something (which makes me NOT want to see the rest of it cause that thing alone was long and that means the body it belongs to is even bigger!!) or B) my neighbors are pervs and there pulling a dateline story and trying to peek at my goodies while im in the bathroom... WHAT THE FUCK!? I'm totally grossed out

I have no idea what it could be. My sister said that she has heard noises coming from there for a little while and didn't think anything of it... This is all true...

OH MY GOD AND I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T HAVE NEIGHBORS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!!! ITS THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING!!!!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWW.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can handle spying, but BUGS?!

Help!! What could it be? Gross gross gross....

**kinetic** · 10-09-2009, 07:10 PM

lily you left one major part of the epic story out -- did you end up finishing your wax?!

**ProTender** · 10-09-2009, 07:20 PM

so were you snorting the crack or smoking it?

just kidding sexy girl

I'm pretty sure you encountered a Sewer demon. Just make sure you close the bathroom door at night and stuff a wet towel in the crack and you should be fine .....

unless of course it was orange and not red

**Zoddy** · 10-09-2009, 07:32 PM

^That made me laugh^

No idea what it could be... call exterminators ASAP

**LilyLuvs** · 10-09-2009, 08:06 PM

yes i finished my wax in the other bathroom... but I did screw it up so now it's just completely bare... oh well!!

Yeah were calling the apartment managers.... eeewwwey.

i feel so girlie and squeemish...

**golden** · 10-09-2009, 08:12 PM

I don't use red wiring for my spycams.

Next time you better wax on webcam so we can keep an eye out for anything trying to get you.

**LilyLuvs** · 10-09-2009, 08:18 PM

good idea! aww and thats why youre amazing.

**jakeyjake** · 10-09-2009, 08:45 PM

Hey Guys...doesn't it sound like Lily may have rats in the walls?

**golden** · 10-09-2009, 08:57 PM

Or insects with tentacles/feelers are a possibility.

**Violet** · 10-09-2009, 09:28 PM

Eeewwww!!!!! im sorry girl! that had to be so freaky!!! i cant immagine that happening!!!
im grossed out just hearing about it.
im glad the management is hearing about it!!!

**LilyLuvs** · 10-09-2009, 09:28 PM

gross gross gross grosssssssssssss

**Violet** · 10-09-2009, 09:34 PM

dude, totally!!!!!!!!!!!

**Spinnr1** · 10-09-2009, 11:16 PM

Shoulda put this in my scary stories thread

on a side njote, lily how does your downstairs look?

**panthro** · 10-10-2009, 01:08 AM

Now now, let's not be hasty...

How do you know it's 'evil'?

**panthro** · 10-10-2009, 01:11 AM

And because I'm (a little bit) evil...

**Spinnr1** · 10-10-2009, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by panthro

How do you know it's 'evil'?

excellent point pan-man. I mean look at my avatar, and I'm as cuddly as they come

**golden** · 10-10-2009, 01:38 AM

Maybe it was just horny for some inter-species action.

**TJC** · 10-10-2009, 01:46 AM

1 Stripper Heel + One Evil Bug = New Floor Paint

**Pop Not Soda** · 10-10-2009, 01:55 AM

Termites?

Rodents?

Are there trees outside? Was it windy?

Or maybe it was an evil monkey?

That's all I got.

**Strife** · 10-10-2009, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by LilyLuvs

bright RED long thing

Sorry, it turns red when I get excited.

Seriously, I don't know of any bright long red bug.

Though I'm betting some light reflected off of the bottom where the emergency shut off might be giving it that appearance.