Things You Can Say Only On Thanksgiving

**Fableblade** · 11-03-2009, 12:42 PM

Things You Can Say Only On Thanksgiving

01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

**golden** · 11-03-2009, 12:50 PM

I say things like this all the time.

**markl sparkle** · 11-03-2009, 02:06 PM

19. What do you do with the Giblets?

**RachelSexton** · 11-03-2009, 02:10 PM

lol love seeing this every year

I personally CAN'T FUCKING WAIT for Thanksgiving!

**BoBo** · 11-03-2009, 02:18 PM

How about I butter your muffin for you?

**Drew** · 11-03-2009, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Fableblade

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Eh? I hear that one all the time.

**don143** · 11-03-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by golden

I say things like this all the time.

Does that mean everyday is Thanksgiving for you?

Originally Posted by BoBo

How about I butter your muffin for you?

Originally Posted by Fableblade

Things You Can Say Only On Thanksgiving
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Originally Posted by Drew

Eh? I hear that one all the time.

So you have a big gut too, eh Drew?

**Pop Not Soda** · 11-03-2009, 04:20 PM

"Be careful when you insert that turkey baster!"

**ravenmetal** · 11-04-2009, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by RachelSexton

I personally CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

Your new... "catch phrase"... Rachel?

**ravenmetal** · 11-04-2009, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Pop Not Soda

"Be careful when you insert that turkey baster!"

Did you mean to say..."Be careful when you insert that turkey...bastard!"

**Strife** · 11-04-2009, 01:50 AM

*children fighting*

So, like I was saying...if you ever

*children fighting*

Tommy! quit hitting your sister in the head with the dressing spoon!

*children fighting*

Both of you! upstairs!

*thump thump*

*kid comes running downstairs*

Mom! momma? mom? momma? mom?

I told you go to upstairs!

Yeah but tommy hits me wiff da dora fing and it huts.

Go tell your brother I said if he keeps doing that he has to stay here with grandma.

*silence for 5 minutes*

*cousin walks in with her new boyfriend that looks like he's on parole*

*silence for 10 minutes*

So, what uh, did you use in the casserole? and how long did you bake...

*children fighting*

Nah, fuck thanksgiving.