Ok I woke up with The BEST morning wood ive ever woke up with in a long time and it bring upon the question, What Causes morning wood? Theres Gotta be a GOOD explanation for it, I mean why does it happen, how does it happen, and could they make a pill that causes morning wood at ANY Time of the Day! =)

Originally Posted by Jarian28

Ok I woke up with The BEST morning wood ive ever woke up with in a long time and it bring upon the question, What Causes morning wood? Theres Gotta be a GOOD explanation for it, I mean why does it happen, how does it happen, and could they make a pill that causes morning wood at ANY Time of the Day! =)

hey man if you stop dreaming about me you'll stop getting that morning wood =D

worst thread ever!

Originally Posted by Jarian28

Ok I woke up with The BEST morning wood ive ever woke up with in a long time and it bring upon the question, What Causes morning wood? Theres Gotta be a GOOD explanation for it, I mean why does it happen, how does it happen, and could they make a pill that causes morning wood at ANY Time of the Day! =)

I think morning wood is only morning wood within the first hour or so of your waking a.m. hours.

1) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 8:00 a.m. - that should be morning wood.

2) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 5:00a.m. - that should just be wood.

3) If you have wood when you awake and it is 2 in the afternoon - that should be wood.

4) If you are in a different time zone than the one you live...you don't have to convert until the first full day has elasped...exception: in Norway...no matter how long you've been there or what time of day it is...it's Norwegian wood...

5) If you got up at 5:00 in the morning then went back to sleep and woke up later in the morning and you awoke with wood both times, the early morning wood only counts if you got out of bed without the expressed motive of using the bathroom (can be a secondary function, however)....you must be out of bed for at least 30 minutes and turn on a light in your house...after that point, the wood counts as morning wood and eligibility for the secondary morning starts after you have fallen asleep and been asleep for a minimum of an hour.

As for the other part of your statement, making a pill for morning wood is not necessary...it is possible to get morningwood if you are aroused by a dirty dream or even before you close your eyes for the night...try a magazine such as 'Show," "ASIS presents Assets," or The Official Vida Magazine aka: Vida Guerra (from Black Men magazine)

Considering that this place is mostly a sausage fest, the Having Morning Wood should be added to the not to be discussed pile.

Originally Posted by TJC

this place is mostly a sausage fest

I Really Miss Brandi

Originally Posted by MrWeed

I think morning wood is only morning wood within the first hour or so of your waking a.m. hours.

1) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 8:00 a.m. - that should be morning wood.

2) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 5:00a.m. - that should just be wood.

3) If you have wood when you awake and it is 2 in the afternoon - that should be wood.

4) If you are in a different time zone than the one you live...you don't have to convert until the first full day has elasped.

5) If you got up at 5:00 in the morning then went back to sleep and woke up later in the morning and you awoke with wood both times, the early morning wood only counts if you got out of bed without the expressed motive of using the bathroom (can be a secondary function, however)....you must be out of bed for at least 30 minutes and turn on a light in your house...after that point, the wood counts as morning wood and eligibility for the secondary morning starts after you have fallen asleep and been asleep for a minimum of an hour.

As for the other part of your statement, making a pill for morning wood is not necessary...it is possible to get morningwood if you are aroused by a dirty dream or even before you close your eyes for the night...try a magazine such as 'Show," "ASIS presents Assets," or The Official Vida Magazine aka: Vida Guerra (from Black Men magazine)

I wood mostly agree

Originally Posted by IwilllickGina

I wood mostly agree

MrWood does have some valid ponts.

Originally Posted by panthro

MrWood does have some valid ponts.

panthro, thanks for the agreement but my name is MrWeed not Mr....................Oh!!!!...................... I see what you did there!

"You're sellin' so much wood, you shouldn't yell "Reco," you should yell "Tim-berrrr!"

Originally Posted by TJC

Considering that this place is mostly a sausage fest, the Having Morning Wood should be added to the not to be discussed pile.

Not to mention, even if it weren't a sausage fest, no model in her right mind wants to hear about some random dudes morning fatty.

Originally Posted by kinetic

hey man if you stop dreaming about me you'll stop getting that morning wood =D

Originally Posted by Spinnr1

worst thread ever!

I agree, WAYYYYY TTTT MMMM IIII.

Originally Posted by MrWeed

I think morning wood is only morning wood within the first hour or so of your waking a.m. hours.

1) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 8:00 a.m. - that should be morning wood.

2) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 5:00a.m. - that should just be wood.

3) If you have wood when you awake and it is 2 in the afternoon - that should be wood.

4) If you are in a different time zone than the one you live...you don't have to convert until the first full day has elasped...exception: in Norway...no matter how long you've been there or what time of day it is...it's Norwegian wood...

5) If you got up at 5:00 in the morning then went back to sleep and woke up later in the morning and you awoke with wood both times, the early morning wood only counts if you got out of bed without the expressed motive of using the bathroom (can be a secondary function, however)....you must be out of bed for at least 30 minutes and turn on a light in your house...after that point, the wood counts as morning wood and eligibility for the secondary morning starts after you have fallen asleep and been asleep for a minimum of an hour.

As for the other part of your statement, making a pill for morning wood is not necessary...it is possible to get morningwood if you are aroused by a dirty dream or even before you close your eyes for the night...try a magazine such as 'Show," "ASIS presents Assets," or The Official Vida Magazine aka: Vida Guerra (from Black Men magazine)

That is the best response to the worst thread ever I ever read!

Okay, seriously do you not know what causes morning wood or are you just kidding around? Just in case...




Morning wood is caused by urine in the bladder, which presses down on the blood vessels that go into the penis, thus forcing blood to stay in the penis instead of circulating out and causing an erection. I thought all guys knew this...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12EF8X9EOZs"]YouTube- Rodney Carrington -Morniing Wood[/ame]

Originally Posted by kinetic

hey man if you stop dreaming about me you'll stop getting that morning wood =D

In That case i'll KEEP Dreaming! =)

Originally Posted by Spinnr1

worst thread ever!

My Threads Just KEEP getting better an Better Huh! =)

Originally Posted by MrWeed

I think morning wood is only morning wood within the first hour or so of your waking a.m. hours.

1) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 8:00 a.m. - that should be morning wood.

2) If you have wood at 8:45 a.m. and you got out of bed at 5:00a.m. - that should just be wood.

3) If you have wood when you awake and it is 2 in the afternoon - that should be wood.

4) If you are in a different time zone than the one you live...you don't have to convert until the first full day has elasped...exception: in Norway...no matter how long you've been there or what time of day it is...it's Norwegian wood...

5) If you got up at 5:00 in the morning then went back to sleep and woke up later in the morning and you awoke with wood both times, the early morning wood only counts if you got out of bed without the expressed motive of using the bathroom (can be a secondary function, however)....you must be out of bed for at least 30 minutes and turn on a light in your house...after that point, the wood counts as morning wood and eligibility for the secondary morning starts after you have fallen asleep and been asleep for a minimum of an hour.

As for the other part of your statement, making a pill for morning wood is not necessary...it is possible to get morningwood if you are aroused by a dirty dream or even before you close your eyes for the night...try a magazine such as 'Show," "ASIS presents Assets," or The Official Vida Magazine aka: Vida Guerra (from Black Men magazine)

Wow! Ya know im gonna actually try that! I'll read (or Look at rather*) those magazines right before bed Sometime! =)

Originally Posted by TJC

Considering that this place is mostly a sausage fest, the Having Morning Wood should be added to the not to be discussed pile.

haha Well its a lil Late for That id Say! =)

Originally Posted by Spinnr1

I Really Miss Brandi

Brandi is Indeed The Awesomeness! =)

Originally Posted by IwilllickGina

I wood mostly agree

Agreed!! =)

Originally Posted by panthro

MrWood does have some valid ponts.

Sure DOES! =)

Originally Posted by MrWeed

panthro, thanks for the agreement but my name is MrWeed not Mr....................Oh!!!!...................... I see what you did there!

haha =)