Wow! Its Snowing Cats and Dogs over here in NC, Whoa! Its like some kind of Christmas Snow Christmas Blizzard! =)
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Wow! Its Snowing Cats and Dogs over here in NC, Whoa! Its like some kind of Christmas Snow Christmas Blizzard! =)
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ravenmetal (12-19-2009)
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We rarely get as much snow as forecasted.
I tried to find a video clip of the Michigan newswoman who asked the weatherman, "hey, Bob, what happened to that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Of course, I couldn't find it. . .
So instead, here are some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio:
Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
MrWeed (12-18-2009), ravenmetal (12-19-2009), Spinnr1 (12-19-2009)
Did you pee in the snow?
ravenmetal (12-19-2009)
It just started snowing here in DC and its supposedly the snow storm of the century nay millennium. Thank Christ its the weekend as NO ONE in DC knows how to drive in the snow.
easyBob (12-18-2009)
Just went downstairs to turn out the lights and peeked my head outside. Its still snowing with a good 6-8 inches already. Today seems like a good day to stay in and watch a little more football then I expected too. At least it looks/feels more like Christmas.....
I just shoveled a solid 9 inches of snow...
I think I'm dieing....At least I hope so...the way it's STILL coming down, I'm going to have to shovel again in like an hour!
-Chris
Its snowing now. That shits like Kryptonite out there!
I have seen Angel's, but never in the eyes of the flawed.
Metal is my soul.Metal is my serenity.
Fortune said a palm can say alot..especially when it smack you.
well it snowed here in Philly we got 23.2 inches of the fun white stuff shutting a lot a shit down.now mind you we only average about 20 inches a year and winter don't get here til Monday.so much for global warming or whatever words they are using to justify(the earth changes get over it)
I shoveled my front walk three times just to keep up and after i was down it looked like i didn't do a thing.and i forgot out back where my car was so after two hours i was able to get it uncovered and was able to drive it out and onto the street.
hope everyone had fun and was safe
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