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**kinetic** · 02-21-2010, 05:43 PM

have any of you heard of this website? this kept me laughing almost non stop for the past couple of hours. Enjoy !!

E-mails from an Asshole

**golden** · 02-21-2010, 05:46 PM

Almost didn't recognize that machine gun inside that Sprite box. That's a drink with a bang to it.

**easyBob** · 02-21-2010, 06:42 PM

Scroll down to the bottom of each convo., and you will always find the word "fuck" (or some usage of said word) in each.

Nice find. lol
-Chris

**barroom hero** · 02-21-2010, 07:48 PM

The spoon blade is a killer, i would buy it

**ravenmetal** · 02-22-2010, 02:43 AM

Taco Bell Hauling Service. And the guy is from Astoria,NY. I... wonder if...

**Jarian28** · 02-22-2010, 10:58 AM

Wow! These are some brutal emails! =)

**Davey** · 02-22-2010, 03:35 PM

LOL I got a new place to go and laugh. I love sites like these, thanks dude.

**kinetic** · 02-22-2010, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Davey

LOL I got a new place to go and laugh. I love sites like these, thanks dude.

haha for sure dude!! -- this site needs to update much more though haha

**aemoreira81** · 02-22-2010, 08:45 PM

Thanks for the whole she-BANG!

**mumblez** · 02-22-2010, 11:26 PM

Thank you!

I have been reading these for the last 2 days crackin the fuck up!

Good stuff man!

**ravenmetal** · 02-23-2010, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by kinetic

have any of you heard of this website? this kept me laughing almost non stop for the past couple of hours. Enjoy !!

E-mails from an Asshole

That is a fucking funny site kinetic. Good find bro.
You got rep for that also for giving Davey some laughs

**kinetic** · 02-26-2010, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by barroom hero

The spoon blade is a killer, i would buy it

thanks for the rep bro!!

Originally Posted by ravenmetal

That is a fucking funny site kinetic. Good find bro.
You got rep for that also for giving Davey some laughs

you too raven!!

**Nikki** · 03-01-2010, 11:27 AM

Mumz and I were sitting in his office and he was laughing hysterically so I asked him what was so funny and he told me about this site....OMFG it's hilarious! Seriously one of my new favorite sites, lmfao!

**Goose** · 03-01-2010, 12:46 PM

If you read all the way to the end of the archived emails, you'll find a three-part exchange with a woman trying to buy a Ford Explorer. The guy makes some priceless comments and then tries to sell her a Geo Metro with three wheels and no motor.

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SHANIQUA *********** to Me

No thanks.That's not what I'm looking for it's too old and not even the right type of Ford.Have a nice day

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

I'm willing to drop the price to $7,000 and throw in a phil collins cassette tape for the tape player. even though it may seem old, it still runs like it was OJ's bronco. and don't worry about it not being an explorer. all fords are built ford tough.

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

I don't think that you read my ad.I don't have $7000.00 to spend on a truck much less a DAMN 1985 BRONCO!!!!!!!!!!!You should be willing to give that old ass piece of shit away.GO AWAY and leave me the hell alone STOP WASTING MY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

I see you are a tough negotiator. My final offer is $6,900, and I'll include a floormat from my 1983 cutlass supreme. this floormat is brown with several stains and cigarette burns, but it will keep the beautiful bronco interior very clean. please consider this generous offer.

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

READ THE AD 1500 THAT'S IT.I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN FORD BRONCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!