An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, “Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me.”

The grandson smiles weakly and replies, “But Grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?”

Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, “Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos.”

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, “Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then…pointa to your watch and say ‘Time’s up?’”

haha Thatsa really messed upa Story, why do Italiana mobsters a speaka with an a added to every worda! =)

Jarian28, i do believe it is like most typical gangsters that use forms of slang to appear tougher. Most slang is used to make you seem on the edge of society which will label you as an outcast giving yourself a tougher outlook.

Toe, i laughed again. This one is funny, though i gotta remember it better, last time i told it, it was like my friends joke "Hydrogen and oxygen are in a bar, gold walks in and hydrogen goes 'A U get out'" she tends to only say "some guy walks up to another guy 'A U'" and then she dies of laughter.

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Toe, i laughed again. This one is funny, though i gotta remember it better, last time i told it, it was like my friends joke "Hydrogen and oxygen are in a bar, gold walks in and hydrogen goes 'A U get out'" she tends to only say "some guy walks up to another guy 'A U'" and then she dies of laughter.

Then Copper left and Oxygen said "C U later".

Lol i love nerd jokes. My math teacher, gorgeous btw, told the corniest jokes. They were all like silly math jokes, and no one but a handful of people in the class got them. It was cute, she'd tell the joke then start laughing, we'd all kinda stare for a second, then the few that got it joined in, then the rest of the class laughed at us laughing.