Ok now i Know that yall are probably gonna think im making this up, but i Swear it actually happened! I was sleeping this morning and i went into this KICK ASS DREAM. I was cleaning my room an katie banks walks in wearing a See Thru Fishnet Top with Red Lipstick (lookin Sexy as HELL) and she puts a gummy bear in her mouth an then walks over to me an gives me this Awesome Kiss! and when she finished the gummy bear was in My mouth an i was chewing it! When i woke up i was moving my mouth like i was actually chewing something! haha I reached down an i had the Biggest BONER i Swear it was the HOTTEST Dream ive had This YEAR and im not makin it up! WOW! =)

Our little boy's growing up! now who is going to give him "the talk"?

Jeez, the talk... Jarian! Hi! Long time... I've returned to give you the talk. Pay attention to my avatar, it's important at some point. Okay, first off, Boys have a Penis, it can grow to become a boner. Don't play with it too much or you'll get hairy palms. Girls have a Vagina, play with them as often as you want, but always remember, NO means NO. And be picky when it comes to the Vagina, or else the guy in my avatar will pay you a visit. Dreams are all well and good, but one day that special girl's going to come along and same something romantic like, Stick your popscicle in my warm freezer box of love! (Girls make no sense when they're all hot and bothered). Then you remember every porno movie you've ever seen and think you're the hottest thing since the McMuffin was released. Go to town, slap her ass, call her slut, pull her hair and ride that whirlwind until you're legs give out and she's panting like the cat with the mouse from hell. But pull out... I don't want to give you the, "Now she's got a bun in the oven and you're gettin no lovin" talk.

Originally Posted by Spinnr1

Our little boy's growing up! now who is going to give him "the talk"?

hahaha The Talk! Epic! =)

Originally Posted by Ryan7495

hahaha OMG Thats an Awesome Song! =)

Originally Posted by TJC

Jeez, the talk... Jarian! Hi! Long time... I've returned to give you the talk. Pay attention to my avatar, it's important at some point. Okay, first off, Boys have a Penis, it can grow to become a boner. Don't play with it too much or you'll get hairy palms. Girls have a Vagina, play with them as often as you want, but always remember, NO means NO. And be picky when it comes to the Vagina, or else the guy in my avatar will pay you a visit. Dreams are all well and good, but one day that special girl's going to come along and same something romantic like, Stick your popscicle in my warm freezer box of love! (Girls make no sense when they're all hot and bothered). Then you remember every porno movie you've ever seen and think you're the hottest thing since the McMuffin was released. Go to town, slap her ass, call her slut, pull her hair and ride that whirlwind until you're legs give out and she's panting like the cat with the mouse from hell. But pull out... I don't want to give you the, "Now she's got a bun in the oven and you're gettin no lovin" talk.

hahaha Wow! Thats the BEST The Talk speech ive ever heard! =)

Originally Posted by TJC

Jeez, the talk... Jarian! Hi! Long time... I've returned to give you the talk. Pay attention to my avatar, it's important at some point. Okay, first off, Boys have a Penis, it can grow to become a boner. Don't play with it too much or you'll get hairy palms. Girls have a Vagina, play with them as often as you want, but always remember, NO means NO. And be picky when it comes to the Vagina, or else the guy in my avatar will pay you a visit. Dreams are all well and good, but one day that special girl's going to come along and same something romantic like, Stick your popscicle in my warm freezer box of love! (Girls make no sense when they're all hot and bothered). Then you remember every porno movie you've ever seen and think you're the hottest thing since the McMuffin was released. Go to town, slap her ass, call her slut, pull her hair and ride that whirlwind until you're legs give out and she's panting like the cat with the mouse from hell. But pull out... I don't want to give you the, "Now she's got a bun in the oven and you're gettin no lovin" talk.

Nice talk, but I must point out girls make no sense 98% oif the damn time

Originally Posted by Spinnr1

Nice talk, but I must point out girls make no sense 98% oif the damn time

This is true. I hear there's a book that explains them, but its 3 sentances too long to hold the attention of any male. It's called Eat, Pray, Puke or some such shit.